Roses are red that much is true but violets are purple not fucking blue.
(Source: katelizabeth)
What if in the future Science is able to create God, who then goes back in time to create everything.
Atheists: 1
Christians: 1
Everybody wins and live happy.
God fucking damn it.
FUCK
I can’t be the only one.
#imagine trying to moan this during sex
#he looks like the lovechild of tom hiddleston and jesus #i swear
I almost fucking died because of that tag ofmgjkas
(Source: chicochopsticks)
i told you if you didnt stop fucking chopping down these truffulas i would turn this car around. i wasnt fucking lying you little shit
OMFG it’s 4:47….
Hey, I’ve used that line in a roleplay before. ouo
We interrupt this crap for a cute picture of a president and his dog.
obamoe
kawaiima
(Source: theobamajog)
i was on the bus yesterday and there was this big beefy scandinavian-lookin dude sitting in front of me he must have been at least 6’4” and next to him sat another guy who was way tinier and skinnier and they didnt talk the entire trip until the smaller guy leaned over and whispered “charmander is my favourite starter too” and the big guy guffawed n kissed him on the cheek
omg
omfg
when your chips are down, and your drinks are all gone
i’ll still be here, wishing and waiting for you to come home
well my playlist for the market seems PERFECT
though its lacking songs about butts
